The Kampaign of Kaos Interview: Kitty and Geleynse

After many annoyances (computers and internet browsers that shut down randomly, just out of spite), here, finally, is the Kitty - Geleynse interview. We apologize that we took so long to get it up, but when one has a second email, one does not usually remember to check it.

Also, we have not gotten any response from either of the other campaigns after emailing them the interview questions, so it is doubtful we will have more interviews up any time soon.

What will the main goal of your presidency of ISLAS be?

Andre: Keep people entertained. And make sure everyone has free and easy access to the arsenal.

Kitty: I'm mostly here to entertain myself. Since I'm currently under house arrest, ISLAS is my refuge. We'll have lots of fireworks, explosions, etc. My secretary will work on bringing life back to areas that are sometimes neglected, such as Debate, School, Ars Gratia Artis, and Games.

How are you intending to achieve this goal?

A: By showing people that they obviously want to vote for us, and by blowing away the other campaigns (literally) with our awesomeness.

K: The fireworks and explosions will be achieved the normal way, of course. With explosives. ^_^ By posting more frequently on neglected boards, we will encourage greater participation among our fellow ISLASers.

What do you have to offer that no other campaign can give?

K & A: Honesty. Every other campaign offers fake promises of stability and happiness and then goes and does something like hanging everyone behind their backs. We, the Kampaign of Kaos, are completely and 100% honest about our motives. We don't sneakily kill people behind their backs while maintaining a lovely facade for the public. When we want to kill someone, we proudly tell the world while we blow that someone into smithereens.

How does ISLAS know you will keep your promises and not fall quiet a few weeks after being elected?

A: Because our only promises are to blow things up and keep people entertained. It's a pretty simple promise, and one that we can keep.

K: Exactly, Andre. In addition, my secretary has a safeguard against dying under overwhelming schoolwork. I'll make sure that whenever she looks like she's working too hard, I'll sit on her books, hide her pencils, and force her to come onto ISLAS.

In summary, why should ISLASers vote for you?

A: Because we're awesome. And we've got grenades.

K: Quite. Also, if you vote for us, you'll effectively get a Triumvirate of rulers. (Although only one of us is male...) You'll have me as your head, followed by Andre, and my scatterbrained secretary. Three working towards these goals will be much more successful than two.

This campaign looks pretty tempting, with all its promises of violence and explosives (I have a soft place in my heart for explosives and ice cream) and entertaining campaign videos, but, in all seriousness, what will explosives really do for ISLAS? Virtual explosions get boring after a while and, chaos and anarchy, however fun and exciting they may seem, don't really do much for the common good of ISLAS.

On the other hand, Kitty's campaign is one of the two most involved, most entertaining, and most promising. The question really is, who can entertain us the best, for the longest?